dear mobile phone (verizon LG VX8610SE)
i think it’s best we don’t see each other anymore.
sure, you let me text oxox, make hands-free calls, snap pictures, take video, record sound, and set appointment reminders, but i feel restrained and bored ZZZ. let’s face it: you’re kind of “in-the-dark” :-< compared with other phones.
i want a relationship that helps improve my life, not bring me down :-(. i need more from my phone. i need a device that’s sleek, smooth, and touch intuitive :-). One that syncs my lists, notes, recipes, ideas, and scraps of data (that might come in handy in the future later) :-D. i need a companion that lets me shop anywhere, search anytime, blog from wherever, play games, listen to music, read email, add to my list of to-dos, and facetime with my mom .-).
i know that i have behaved badly, too =x. in the past, i’ve left you behind, dropped you on the ground, and ultimately, short-circuited your battery. i cheated on you with two different flip phones, but only because i couldn’t get you to work x[.
the last two-and-a-half years were good, but i’ve outgrown you. it’s time to part ways. i need to spread my wings; see what else lies out there.
CYA.
(to be continued later 2bctnd l8r.)
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