Prolific writer; trying not to suck.
Comic comma klutz without remorse.
Hooked up; broke up; got married.
Clueless parents: Baby in driver’s seat.
Searching for vegetopia among the carnivorous.
Too much. Too fast. Too soon.
Giving in doesn’t mean giving up.
Stuck here waiting for a miracle.
Paradise is petting a warm puppy.
Puppy training: I smell poop everywhere.
Caution when driving behind STOOL bus.
Oh crap! My mom tweeted me.
A lifetime of stories to tell.
Writing clear, brief, and bold
